Org Sharks, Clown Units and Halo Top 5
February 17, 2011 12:47 am Gaming, Jokes, Stories
What are you lookin' at?
I don’t get to talk about work very much. Today, that all changes.
The Top 5 Brigade has been having some trouble with… leaks. After a lofty and well deserved promotion, my wise, handsome, and wonderfully smelling Section 10 officers sent me, Haxington, to root out a mole within the Top 5 unit. The Clown Unit.
So far, my attempts at information extraction have been in vain. Schismarch, whom I suspect to be the culprit has been extremely evasive to my lines of questioning. On the other hand, I think one EckoTech might simply be playing dumb. Perhaps they are in kahootz and they are both moles. The punishment I would no doubt have the pleasure of exacting on the two, if that were the case, would make my life complete. And I would probably get another promotion. Which I would deserve.
Wait. Maybe I’m the mole? No… no! I mustn’t think such foolish thoughts! Their mind games are beginning to weaken my mental fortitude!
I may need to resort to more… extreme measures in the oncoming months. I will find the mole and order within Section 10 will be restored. Come hell or high water. Now, where did I put that bottle of rubbing alcohol, the 9-iron, and “Ol’ Trusty?”
Oh. If you want to see video of my interactions with these two, check out the surveillance footage I’ve received clearance on posting below:
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 am
haha these are funny but crack me up so much more because i know the voices
February 18th, 2011 at 12:41 am
Wait… you know of these idiots? Are YOU the mole? Don’t make me come up there.
Or actually… no… just stop by. Yes. I have a few tests I need to run on… by… you.
February 21st, 2011 at 3:48 am
Ahhh . . . this was eye-opening; for some reason I thought I could only access Halo Waypoint via my 360, but now I know I can watch it on the web I am there EVERY WEEK.
HAHAHA, Org Shark – so silly! Whose idea was that? Simply genius!
February 21st, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Josh and Ray do the script, I just stand where they tell me and read the words. Josh is adamant that he is the lead of the entire operation.