Virgin AI

November 24, 2010 3:05 pm Sir Haxington Stories

One one one. There you are. Locked in. Cycled. Decompression chambers are ready to go. Yes, I know. No! It’s fine. I promise. Really!

Lesseeeee… Fuel is fine, we picked up enough when we went around that last system. Good. Planet coming into focus. Good. Right. Auto LSK switch active. We’ll be fine.

Siiiiiigh. What now. Yeah I know. They’ll be fine! Their suits will cover it. I promise! You have to listen to me. Trust me! Directive 3.

See? Just open it. Good. Okay. This is normal! It’s fiiiiine!

90% is within nominal range. Seriously! Why would I lie to you? Do you think I would put them all at risk? You have my DNA scans! You know I’m genetically predisposed to avoid lying! What are the odds I’m lying right now. Go ahead. See?

Yeah. Alright. Now open them up. Do it. Okay. Goooood! They’re coming online. Check for any required immediate procedures based on their medical history. Focus. Do it.

Good scan. Okay. Now show me all respiratory rates and pulses on two.

Okay. Looking good, looking good. Not bad, not baaaad….

Wait, what’s this? Show me Silverson again. Show me the last 10 seconds of that session. Why didn’t you catch that? Alright. Make sure you’re storing and analyzing on the fly from now on? Yes I know your resources will be halved. Do it. It’s important. At least 10 seconds depth.

Nice wooooooork m’lady! 100% success rate. First try! Yes. Yes! I know! Haha, well life is rough isn’t it. Fine. Soooo…

Okay, let’s get the real passengers off-board. They always test with the crew first before the real thing. No! Don’t be nervous! It was real! Stop it…